You can never go wrong

Tonight we're off to an "Appreciation Night" celebration at the city's snobbiest club. People like us aren't actually members of this establishment--as their website remarks, that delight is reserved primarily for lawyers, stockbrokers, chartered accountants, engineers and other wealthy people. Not so long ago, women-people weren't allowed to enter through the front door. So it's a little bit odd that a bunch of soccer coaches, Latin instructors and specialists in mid-16th century English poetics should be gathering in such a place. What to wear, what to wear?



Well, if there's one thing I know about fashion, it's that you can never go wrong with a tiara.