Friday, June 09, 2006

Things I wouldn't have said to MY mom

"I love your big nose, George."

"Hey, floppy-ears. More juice."

"Laur, it's just RUDE to talk to me like that."

"If you don't behave yourself I'm going to run away from you."

"Take off that shirt, Mummy. It's horrible."

"Don't come in here without your red jammies, George."

"Read this or I'll fart twice."

WHAT WILL HE BE LIKE WHEN HE'S THREE??

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