Six

1. How old Lief will be when he is twice as old as he is now, as of yesterday at 7:27 am
2. The number of icing-encrusted toddlers I had in my backyard yesterday morning
3. The number of round chocolate cakes I'm baking in preparation for the Grand Family Party tomorrow
4. The number of trips I've made to the store today to buy Party Things
5. The number of hours of sleep I got last night
6. Ounces of gin I will require to recover from all this