Intervention

I have a friend who knows that it's time for someone to enter her home and physically remove her when she finds herself cleaning the UNDERSIDE of the kitchen table. There's a speed-dial number with red nail polish on it just for that purpose.

I'm getting out the red nail polish just now, in case, just in case.

My iTunes playlist is currently full of George Michael, Prince, Kylie Minogue and Tears for Fears.

Oh dear, I am so embarrassed. . . . Here comes Sting. . . .

Trying to decide between My Auntie Drinks Chianti and Hey Vito, Is My Car Red-y? (Thank goodness for Opi).

What shade of nail polish most clearly yells "HELP!"??

HELP!