The tiki gods aren't the only ones who are angry

In case you failed to visit, the Sodom and Gomorrah of the fish world once existed, as lately ago as last week, off Northern Ireland. And then, out of nowhere, a flotilla of "mauve stinger" jellyfish 10 square miles by 33 feet deep killed all 100,000 farm salmon who lived there in, apparently, a deep condition of sin.

And I'll know that I've reached a particularly low point in my creative life if I find myself thinking about fish sins for any longer than, say, 5 minutes at a time.