Regalia

This costs $650:


Well, of course it does! It's "regalia." Serious, rich, cushy-- with little hat tassles that make a person look just a bit like a pool table. Making things look like other things can be costly, as any girl who has tried to look five years younger will tell you, pots of cream on every surface. . . .

But for just a little bit more, you could have this beautiful Roberto Cavalli on eBay:


At $650, that's a savings of $1500 or so. You could buy a pool table for that.