Not the Only One

Over at Salon, Sarah Bird writes of her disappointment that her son is not gay. Best line: "God never closes a door that he doesn't open a lilac satin-lined Louis Vuitton makeup case."

Yesterday, when we went to pick up the little round-headed kid at Diana's, we learned that he had spent the better part of the afternoon under a blanket kissing a girl. They're 4. The husband immediately goes into that boy routine with the fist pumping and the lip biting, whilst I sank onto the porch swing and tried not to cry.

I will always shoe shop alone.

Speaking of, aren't these cute:



The remind me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the bull who swallows a gun and shoots bullets from his horns. If ladies wearing these Lagerfelds stamp their heels, will their bullet bras have deadly aim?