"OTTAWA (Reuters) - An exotic goat in Canada's Calgary Zoo accidentally hanged itself after it became entangled in a rope and then fell off a log, CTV television reported on Sunday."
Perfectly understandable. Even goats from Turmenia would rather be dead than live through one more day of winter in Canada.
One small tragedy for goatdom, one big boom for tourism in Alberta:
I know way too much about why the dog smells like fish sometimes, how long it takes plastic jewels to pass through the bowels of a five-year-old, and the pleasures of revenge eggplant. I should have listened when they said "But what will you do with a PhD in medieval gynecology?"
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