She Lists

I would like to do the following today instead of sitting at my desk looking at the neighbor's satellite dish and wishing I were too famous to be waiting inside for the plumber whilst my son watches "Quack Peep and Chirp" in the basement:

--Warming my bottom in a sandy beach hotpool in New Zealand
--Eating mushroom soup with sherry and truffle oil beside a fireplace
--Watching one of those 1960s movies whose soundtrack goes "Ba ba da ba ba doo doo da da" and features mad outbreaks of dancing in daft boots
--Trying on some Robert Cavalli outfits and having them FIT
--Running wayward Maritimes girls (actually, one in particular) through an atom collider deep beneath Geneva to see what would happen upon impact: Many minnows flying in all directions? Bits of seaglass?
--Being brave enough to actually attend the "Chicks with Sticks" martial arts fitness class running RIGHT THIS MINUTE at the JCC
--Responding to fan mail ("She's so genuine!")

Time to go eat cheese. Crowded House tonight!