Beauty queen, sportscaster, moosebane. Bedecked in her brave beehive, she is the object of my pity this chilly evening. And I do believe that she is lying awake right this minute, staring at the moon and wondering why on earth she uttered that fateful "yes."
Sarah: I'm up if you just want to talk, you know, about anything, really. I have this great buttermilk biscuit recipe that you might like--if you put enough jam and butter on them, you might recapture a little happiness. At any rate, try to get a little sleep: Joe Biden can be a real handful and you'll need to roll all your courage into a ball to get up on that stage in your little red Republican lady-outfit.
PS: Do try to think a little about Iraq, there's a dear.
And here's a moose:
