Thinking about John the Baptist again

I wonder what kind of list you get on if you Google things like "dried human tongue nailed to Bible", "skull Damascus", "skull Yorkshire", "severed right arm Egypt" and "Montenegro"?

Cause I'm on that list.

I'm reading a book called "What Happy People Know" mostly because I like to make fun of happy people, and knowing what they know might make my taunting more targeted. The author claims that you should be able to summarize yourself in 25 words or less and that this summary should be something memorable and positive that you can use as an elevator pitch to yourself when times get tough.

"I'm a middle-European baroness in disguise as a suburban mother; my fabulousness twinkles in the gin, the candlelight gleaming on my tiara, and the azure directness of my blue blue eyes."

31 words -- I think (that would be the gin there). Maybe happy people would be even happier if they had more than 25 words to work with.